Every night with the nightmares. Fucking sucks! Tonight i dreamed i had neck surgery and they cut my entire throat out. I think they may have cut off some other body parts as well. 

Anyways they turned me into Darth Vader! I got this crazy outfit and was in charge of some group of people. I remember the guy who was the head hancho wanted me to act all mean and tough in my darth vader outfit. 

I was feeling so crummy from the surgery that i didn’t really feel like being a tough guy. 

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Earlier in my dream, something about me having a toddler kid and chasing after him as he zoomed away out of control on a 4 wheeler. 

Then i was helping this girl that Jen knows fix some stand. But it was with REALLY small parts, we had to dig around in the carpet to find all the screws. I remember Ice Cube the rapper was there. He was arguing with the girls boyfriend. Right about then an earthquake happened. Jen kept yelling from the other room for me to call NetFlix and find out why her sister couldn’t sign up. 

The earthquake was weird.. Instead of shaking the buildings it made the spin around. I remember thinking that it was cool that they might get a new “View” instead of looking west it could be south when they look out their window. 

Right about then these giant rabbits showed up. They looked more like animatronics rabbits.. like costumed people. There was 2 of them. A pretty white one with make up on and a gross brown one. 

They would just run up and push on me, it was pissing me off, so i would push back. Then they would get rougher. So i punched the one in the face. Turns out when you punch the rabbits they have a baby… Except the baby is full sized, and they start fucking attacking you to! So the more i punched the more rabbits cams to attack. Ice cube came to my aid but didn’t help much. 

I think this is when my throat got torn out and then they made me into darth vader talked about above. 

I have dreams like this every fucking night. I’m so tired of them, i wake up exhausted. Fighting animatronic robot rabbits and then becoming darth vader is not easy. 

Thank god i’m awake… I’m going to have a smoke.

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Waiting to get your fourth meal haha

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So I’m washing one of my dogs the other day. He needs his anal glands squeezed. I haven’t done it on awhile. It’s super fucking stinky and nasty. So I’m squeezing his butt hole and all the sudden a bunch of hot brown juice hits me in the face! What a drag.

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Yuck!

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Here’s some video of cops cutting up homeless peoples tents… Fuckers!

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Why i think prince is one of the most underated guitar players ever.  His solo starts at about 3:30. Fucking amazing!

 

 

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So i keep getting email from these 2 guys i know running for president and VP. It’s getting annoying. So i thought i’d bust their balls a bit by posting a reply to one of their emails on my blog.

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Dang Joe,

I just sent you $20.00 like 4 days ago. I talked to Jen and she said she gave you a few bucks like a monthago!  What the hell did you do with that? Blow it at a strip club? Are you guys mixed up in drugs or some shit?  Jeeze.
 
Listen, i know you and Barack wanna be friends with me but i can only keep up with so many emails ya know?  You need to chill on that shit.. 
Speaking of which, between you and me Michelle has been sending me some emails as well. They are all pretty harmless but i don’t need Barack getting the wrong idea. I don’t think she’s trying to get saucy with me, but it’s weird she’s emailing me so much right? You might want to tell her to chill, and that i got a girlfriend.
 Between me and you though man.. i’d totally hit that if i was single and she wasn’t hooked up with Barack. haha!
 
OK mang.. I need to get back to work. But dude.. you and your homie Barack need to chill on the emails. ok?
 
And stop asking me for fucking money! You 2 guys are the only assholes i’m loaning money 2 and i’m starting to regret it. 
Later. - Jamie

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