At my work they have these toilet seats that sit off the bowl about 4 inches. Compared to the one at my house that sits about 1 inch off.
So i sit down to take a crap at work before i go home. I take some reading material. As i’m reading and crapping i realize that i don’t hear my pee hitting the water even though i am peeing. I look down and i had missed the bowl and pissed all over the back of my pants as well as inside them all over my fucken underwear!
I’m not just talking about a few squirts but like an entire blatter full. My pants were soaked! So i did what anyone else would do. I sucked it up, put a smile on my face and pulled my damn pants up.
Man pee sure gets cold fast. What a bitch!
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that’s awesome fuckin hilarious
dam! how old are you? and thats the first time that has happened to you? your a lucky fuckin bastard if you ask me. try doin that in high school, not fun. in honor of your story i’ll tell you one. once i was doin back hops on my mountain bike and blam! a shit just popped out to visit! that dirty little bastard messed up my whole pants. luckly for me i was out side my house not miles away.
next time hold you weiner not some wack mag!