Well my week long vacation is almost at an end. I only fell down the stairs once this week! So i’ve had the week off and instead of doing a bunch of shit i really needed to do i ended up sleeping a bunch an fucking around.

I discovered the dishwasher. So cool! You put dishes in and after an hour or so they are clean! I guess your not suppose to put regular dish soap in them though. I had suds all over the kitchen. It was like a fucken sitcom.. except the suds were only about 3 inches deep instead of 4 feet deep.

The dishwasher has a small leak. I guess thats why we don’t use it. I soaked the entire kitchen. Not once but 4 times this week. It was fun playing with the dishwasher and i didn’t mind wipeing up the water. Well I ended up wrecking a bunch of the flooring.

This leads me to explain something else. You see, I’m a wrecker. No matter what… i wreck shit.. All the time. It’s usually other people stuff too. It really sucks and i really don’t want to be a “wrecker” but i just am. So joanne is pissed about the floor being wrecked.

The next day she caught me riding scooter on her treadmill. It was really fucken fun and i didn’t even wreck it. I was up to about 4 MPH, and i was swerving around like a i was hauling ass down a hill. She freaked so i had to stop. I guess I’m not allowed to do that anymore.

So today while i was really board i cut my hair. I think its funny.

Rain, no money and no driving is driving me crazy.. You can only play drums for so many hours of the day.

One Response to “Boredom is a bitch”
  1. There’s another use for a dishwasher that I read about this week that sounds pretty gross but in a low-tech sort of way it’s sorta cool: people in the south have a recipe called ‘dishwasher fish’ where you wrap a fish in a plastic bag with spices and flour and you put the thing in the dishwasher (without any other dirty dishes in there, I think) and you run a cycle on hot, and it cooks the fish in the bag. I don’t like fish enough to try this.

    Nothing but the sound of rain coming down here in Eugene. Moeller wrote and said Neil Wood is supervising the construction of my S&M. I await the arrival of the big brown truck.

    Let’s make some more music. You get that link working yet?

    -Lew

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