When I was a little boy I hated Christmas for a few reasons. One of them was because my uncle Mike and uncle Richard use to torture me. They use to pin me down and tickle me till I couldn?t breath. Then to make matters worse they would grab the nutcracker and bite my fingers with it really hard.
I would scream at the top of my lungs while being bitten all over my body by the little wooden solder.
To this day I am terrified by nutcrackers.
Well I have managed to not see one nutcracker all season. That?s the best present of all!
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