It dawned on me the other day that before i die i need to have sex with a midget or dwarf girl. Not because I’m attracted to midgets or anything like that… It would be so funny. I thought about it and other than the fact that I’m happily committed how would i go about pulling this off?

It’s not like you see midget girls at grocery store or you can just pick one up at the bar. So i figure somewhere in this country of ours is a town that has some sort of yearly Midget festival. That would probably be a good place to pick one up. That would be awesome!

I’ll keep you posted on my progress.

I always wanted a job where i dressed up in a costume. Like those people that stand on the side of the road in a hotdog outfit.
I applied to be the easter bunny at NorthPark mall in Davenport IA. They pretty much laughed me out of the interview… Fuckers

I also thought it would be funny to beat someone up that was wearing one of those costumes. Maybe i feel that way cuz i never got to do that and I’m jealous. Who knows.

Yo i posted even more music. Some funny shit me and Joanne did. Listed under “Who Chews White Gum” and The first 2 Barnicle Tabernacle songs. Check ‘em for some laughs.

Yo the clinton st gang hung out last night. We took some snaps of us dressing up and guffeys rocker clothes. So check ‘em out if you want

Yo we recorded a new downfall strategy song tonight.. Shits a bit outta tune but oh well.
Check it out here

I woke up today and saw the Clay Akin video on MTV. The words were “If i was invisible i would watch you in your room” First of all the song was terrible, but secondly what a creepy stalker!
The new Britniey Spears video was pretty good…

Man i gotta turn this shit off.

Speaking of hair heres me on New Years with none. Also a pic of my lovely Joanne

Check it.

I had the day off for MLK. I got a really bad cold and was board so i recorded the theme to one of my favorite cartoons. It’s called sea lab it’s on Adult Swim on the Cartoon Network. Anyway i really shouldn’t be singing when i got a cold and this is proof.. Not to bad but a little sour. Plus i usually don’t sing in that range.. Oh well it was fun.

You can listen to my version here.

and the actual theme here.

Ok well i got the music shit worked out. I posted a bunch of unfinished unmixed music. Allot of it is pretty rough but you can get an idea of what’s going on in the studio i built.

I don’t know if some of the guys will be stoked on me posting unfinished music but what the hell. I’ll wait for complaints via e-mail

Most of the music is posted in ACC format. This means you need itunes 4.1 or later. If you don’t have that sorry, but i don’t have enough bandwidth for Mp3s.

So to listen to the music just click the music link on the main page and you’ll find it there.