I always wanted a job where i dressed up in a costume. Like those people that stand on the side of the road in a hotdog outfit.
I applied to be the easter bunny at NorthPark mall in Davenport IA. They pretty much laughed me out of the interview… Fuckers
I also thought it would be funny to beat someone up that was wearing one of those costumes. Maybe i feel that way cuz i never got to do that and I’m jealous. Who knows.
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