It dawned on me the other day that before i die i need to have sex with a midget or dwarf girl. Not because I’m attracted to midgets or anything like that… It would be so funny. I thought about it and other than the fact that I’m happily committed how would i go about pulling this off?
It’s not like you see midget girls at grocery store or you can just pick one up at the bar. So i figure somewhere in this country of ours is a town that has some sort of yearly Midget festival. That would probably be a good place to pick one up. That would be awesome!
I’ll keep you posted on my progress.
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Yeah…let me know how this is going.
How about a Back button? Sucka.
i live in silverton right by salem and there is a town with liek 45 midgets and the get drunk every weekend it it would easy.
That sounds RAD! Where do they hang out at? If Jamie doesn’t get on it I will.
Dean does that mean you are done with your girl?
i’m am an avid fan of midgets.i have been since i saw time bandits.an hour and a half of midgets running and beating each other up?brilliant!
any how we have always wondered if you could ever get a midget to to give you oral sex in public,just throw your jacket over them at the bar or something.how funny…
No, Ben I’m not done with Nicole but I’m frustrated being stranded on 2nd base. So if a midget is down then then I’m down. I’m just an average 18yrd boy seeking sexual pleasure.
The Searching continues huh Dean.