1 The Smell of “Fake” Bacon cooking in the microwave.
2 The phone ringing 35 times a day. Who the fuck has that many people calling other than a 14 year old girl?
3 Slow eating. Jeremy is the slowest eater EVER! Also jeremy will make one thing at a time and then eat it. Makes some toast, then eats it. Makes some soup then eats it. Makes some cereal then eats in. One night when i heard him open the fridge i looked at the clock. It was 6:30 PM He made his bits of food and when he was finished it was 8:15pm
4 Grooming. I almost think jeremy is gay based on the time he spends grooming himself. I swear that kid takes 2 showers a day. Maybe he thinks your suppose to shower till the hot water is gone… I don’t know.
5 Mumbles: Jeremy knows I’m fucking deaf and would always mumble questions to me. You would think after 3 and a half years of me saying “What?” he would speak up. Never happened though.
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OK enough picking on jeremy. To be totally honest i love jeremy and he’s a good friend. I was really sad when he left. The morning after he left and i got up, walked into his empty room and I felt really lonely for him.
I really hope jeremy is having a goodtime in Hawaii. I miss you buddy.
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your riding reminds me of my mate steve. thats a pretty weird thing to say cos your both really original. steve tends to ride mostly street and comes out with the wildest shit that no one can understand. i really miss riding with him cos he definetly mae everyone in newcastle think different and try to innovate wild shit. hes in san francisco now working for ron at 2 hip. maybe you 2 will meet one day and have a riding session? i guarantee you’ll have fun. i cant wait for him to get back to the uk. but yeah, this post is pretty stupid but you remind me of him a bit. especially when you do that no footed downside footplant come lipslide thing on z ride. i can imagine steve doing that ona curb.
Ya know what I wont miss about Maddog??
HIS HUGE FUCKING COCK!! Yeow!
I need more wacky mcparland antics!
UPDATE SUCKA!