Ok heres some jokes i read in a forum i check out sometimes. Some of these are pretty knarly… If you have no sense of humor do not read these. Don’t complain to me if you find them offensive. You’ve been warned.
What do you call the useless skin around the vagina?
The woman!
Why do all italians wear necklaces?
So they know where to stop shaving.
how do you know if a blondes having a bad day?
her tampons behind her ear and she can’t find her pencil.
Whats the best part of having sex with twenty four year olds?
Theres twenty of them
Where does the woman go after she gets out of the hospital?
Back to the kitchen if she knows whats good for her
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, let them sit in the dark and cry
Why are womens feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the sink
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?
Give her a shovel
Why do women wear white on their weddings?
The dishwasher should match the rest of the appliances
How many ska kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Four. one to drop it, and three more to say “pick it up pick it up pick it up”
Why are black people hung?
Cause their ancestors were
What does a girls pussy look like in the morning?!
Ever pull a grilled cheese apart?
What would happen if girls didnt have legs?
They would leave snail trails
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The holocaust
What do you get when you stab a baby in the back?
I dont know about you guys, but i get an erection.
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In response to this so not funny description:
(What would happen if girls didnt have legs?
They would leave snail trails)
If men didn’t have legs…it would be fun to chase them and step on their balls.
In response to the response: in response to this so not funny desciption- i.e. if men didnt have legs…
That wasn’t even a joke! where’s the punchline bitch!?
I’M RYAN CRABB BITCH!