Right now i am sitting on the toilet smoking a cigarette and shitting my guts out at Portland International Airport. Damn you gotta love having a laptop.
The guy next to me is shitting like crazy and it’s making all kinda of noise. I have my back pack with my tape recorder in it but by the time i pulled it out he was done. Maybe its the reverb in the bowl and makes your shit squirts sound knarlier than they are.
Well.. There’s your toilet humor for the day.
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At least he didn’t try to talk to you; man, that’s the worst! I’m sorry, but I don’t want to talk with my nuts dangling and my asshole open, I’m just not comfortable with that. I was using the restroom once (pissing) and someone was ripping it up in the stall, shitting like a fucking manic; this old guy comes in to piss and everytime our shitty friend would drop one, this old guy would be like, “yeah, get it!” “Oh there you go!” “Oh that’s a good one!” and all sorts of stuff he was saying. What the fuck is that about?
You can smoke in the bathroom of Portland International Airport?
I can smoke where ever the fuck i want. I’m Jamie McParland Bitch!