I was thinking about all the lame shit i have seen people do in about the last 10 years. So i am just gonna remind you how silly you were and give you a little i told you so.

Girls wearing barretts
Hello Kitty
Fucking BasketBall uniforms (I think some idiots still wear these though)
Girls wearing baseball caps with the pony tail pulled through the back
Sunglasses that make you look like an alien.
Tear off pants
PorkPie Hats
Overalls
Hyper-Color
All Black and Raw bikes
Peg chinks (unless your Nate Hanson)
Crank Flips (except for luc-e)
Cross Colors clothing
Pinch rolled Pants
Live, Hootie and the blowfish, creed, candlebox
Ricky Martin
matchbox 20
Crash Test Dummies
Celine Dion
Gin Blossoms
The Greatfull Dead
Pink Floyd
and a million other fucken shitty bands

Current Lame Trends:
Star Tattoos (Crabb is exempt from this as his was done in 1996)
White Belts
Trucker Hats / Old High school sport shirts / Ski Vests
Skateboarding

“Uncool” Stuff that i still love!
Vision shoes and hip sacks
Haro KneeSaverBars
Front Brakes / Gyros
BMX
SMoking
Eating Meat
Swearing
Kiss
Swatches
Me and my outfit in general

I have more to add to this list but it’s time for bed. And thinking about all the stuff is making me MAD! HAHA!

Well i was packing up my shit to goto NY tonight. I went to print out my flight info but i noticed it said it was cancelled.

Apparently my flight was Wed at 5am and NOT Thursday at 5am! I am really fucken bummed. I guess since i missed my departing flight they cancelled my return flight so i can’t even get on standby.

I talked to america west and they said they had a ticket for $700.00.. Well needless to say thats not gonna happen.

My travel agent is going to call me in the morning to try to get me on with another airline. We’ll see what happens.

What the fuck? And is that Ryan Crabbb?

This guy threatened to beat me up and smash my camera if i took any more pictures. Whos laughing now bitch! Your on Jamiemcparland.com!

I was walking down the hall at work today This little girl was walking past me, she couldn’t have been more than 6 years old. She looked up at me with her big brown eyes and said “I got lice!” She had the biggest smile on her face.

I just giggled and nodded… She knew full well that the little bugs in her hair were her ticket home early from school!

Enjoy little girl.. Having your mom comb and pick out the little critters then wash your hair with the stinky shampoo is a bitch!

Sorry i haven’t written in so long. Things have been crazy. I leave to goto NY on Thursday morning and come back June 1st.

This is a much needed vacation. I can’t wait to veg more that usual and see some friends.. Who knows i might even get to ride a bit.. But i wouldn’t count on that

I saw this on the interweb:

Listening to music no one else cares about doesnt make you cool, its just means you’re a ska fan.

My friend Dean (thanks dean) gave me some pics he snapped at the birthday party. Check em out if you care.Click here

Heres a site for ya.. It’s brilliant It’s videos of just peoples faces while cumming from masturbating. Awesome!
Click Here

Me and Joanne took a trip to the hospital today. Nothing to worry about just need to take care of something. Anyway what a fucking treat. Sitting in the waiting room I got a call from mother nature. Guys you know about this.. You get a random erection. So I’m rocking a full on boner and its totally noticeable. So being board and having a completely visible hard on in a hospital waiting room I did what any other guy would do. I started “flexing” it so watched to see if people would sneak a peak.

Sure enough. A 60 year old lady took a little stare. After she glanced at it she looked me in the eye and knew she was busted. She kept her poker face and didn’t look embarrassed at all. Well played lady.. Well played.

Heres a pic of this cool thing I stole at the hospital. It’s a face mask but it actually has an eye shield as well. I thought it would be fun to smoke through it but it doesn’t work to well. Fuck it.