Me and Joanne took a trip to the hospital today. Nothing to worry about just need to take care of something. Anyway what a fucking treat. Sitting in the waiting room I got a call from mother nature. Guys you know about this.. You get a random erection. So I’m rocking a full on boner and its totally noticeable. So being board and having a completely visible hard on in a hospital waiting room I did what any other guy would do. I started “flexing” it so watched to see if people would sneak a peak.
Sure enough. A 60 year old lady took a little stare. After she glanced at it she looked me in the eye and knew she was busted. She kept her poker face and didn’t look embarrassed at all. Well played lady.. Well played.
Heres a pic of this cool thing I stole at the hospital. It’s a face mask but it actually has an eye shield as well. I thought it would be fun to smoke through it but it doesn’t work to well. Fuck it.
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