This is where volker tailwhip nosepicked at the meet the street. Thats fucken knarly.

I went to a party with joanne tonight. It was her gay friend bretts party. So all the guys there were gay except for me. I actually had more fun there that i usually do at parties cuz no one wanted to talk to me about Cars, Sports, Metallica, or whatever macho bullshit chit chat i usually have to put up with at parties.

Anyway i over heard a great one liner.

“whoa, you got Vicodin? I’d swallow that like i swallow a load”

To fucken funny!

Sometimes i see some wacky shit. Today as i was driving home i saw a guy walking down the middle of the road with a giant log from a tree in tow.

Well today i actually had my camera with me.

What that hell?

Bmx is the best. It really enables you to meet some fucken cool people. One of these people is Scott Towne. Scott has been riding forever. I remember being a kid and reading stories he wrote in BMX magazines.

I met Scott a few years ago he’s big into BMX, big in to Black Flag. Which are to of my favorite things.

On a recent trip every time i would see him he would just walk up and say some Flag lyrics to me. It cracked me up and was a good inside joke between us.

I guess the point of this posting is to say it’s great when you meet someone you’ve looked and they end up being cooler than you imagined.

Yo Scott.. if your out there… “It’s not the end.. no it’s not the end!”

Ok this is probably the most childish thing i do but God damn is it fun. Basically you drive around in your car and when you see some one on the sidewalk roll down your window, flick them off and yell “Hey, Fuck You!” Then just watch their reaction. It’s amazing how quickly people will flick you off and tell you to fuck off.

As i drive away i wonder if their trying to figure out who the hell told them to fuck off.

By the way Ryan and Dave are great people to play this game with cuz you need some one to ride shot gun and work the other windows of the car.

Check this shit out!
It’s looking like Andy Kaufman is ALIVE! What a fucking genius! I’ll be laughing about this for days!

Good job Andy, it’s your best joke yet!

Today i actually saw 2 different cars with handicapped tags on their rear view mirrors fighting over the same handicapped spot. I laughed my ass off and yelled “Jump out and kick his ass!”

Neither handicapped person took my advise.