We had a fun little party at my work today. It was like an end of year barbecue. Anyway we played some games and threw some water balloons, and ate a bunch of burgers.
So we ended up having a water mellon seed spitting contest. All the people walked up and spit their seed. It was pathetic. I got in the end of the line. When it was my turn i hocked up a lugie, wrapped the seed up in it and spit it twice as far as anyone else.
Some people complained that it was cheating. Fuck that… They just weren’t smart enough to use the ole lung cookie. So i ended up winning this horrible lawn chair.
Fuck it.. i’ll set it up in my drive way and hassle the indy rockers as they walk by with their Pabst and organic bananas.
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