Jamie McParland

I wrote a thing in the new DIG for Caleb Rucker. Some of what i wrote got edited out for one reason or another. Probably space constraints… i don’t know. But now when i read it i think it sounds a little weird. So heres the unedited version for your reading pleasure.

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I don’t know Caleb to well, so when I was asked to write something about him
I realized all the other writers would tell you the same thing. Caleb is a
nice kid, he’s super rad, and he wears tight pants, bla bla bla.

So I thought I would try to fill you in on a not so obvious fact about
Caleb. His mom is smoken hot!
She’s in her 40’s and has a pretty rocken body. I would totally put it to
Caleb’s mom.

I think that would be pretty fun and the best part is I would make Caleb
call me dad. Caleb might be younger than me and way radder but I would just
ground his ass and make him do the dishes.

Heres some fun little haiku poems for ya.

caleb’s mom’s a milf
his girlfriend is a cougar
he can’t beat me up

pants are very tight
punk spikes are very pokie
caleb falls a bunch

riding is so fun
my bike is a piece of junk
i like popcicles

If Calebs mom’s boyfriend is reading this.. I’m just joking. (That guy could
kick my ass with one hand) If Calebs mom is reading this blow up my cel
503-231-1746

Jamie McParland

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