I don’t have much to do tomorrow… Maybe i should make a sandwich board that says “The End Is Near” on the and hang out on a street corner for a few hours.

I was watching the news and they were talking about sending Aid to Iraq. They were showing video of guys stacking the up supplies. When i looked closer at the boxes they were stacking they said “Kerosene Space Heater”

WHAT? We send them a big ass stack of space heaters?

Isn’t that like sending ice to eskimos?

Yep.. The great american smoke out started today.. I’m doing my part to keep the poor tobacco farmers in business!

If your looking for cheap smokes try

http://www.yesmoke.ch

I have been buying smokes there for a few years. It’s fucken cheap!

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I was watching “Rear Window” the other night and realized it’s the same plot at “The Burbs”.. What the fuck? Great movie though. I got a sneaking suspicion that the Hitchcock film “The Trouble With Harry” is the same as “Weekend At Burnies”

Man i should rip off a Hitchcock film and get Tom Hanks and Cory Feildmen to star in it.. I would make a mint.

I got a funny post for everyone next week… So check back soon

I had to wait an entire day before posting this entry.. I am so furious and disappointed in you America. I thought John Kerry would have been a great President. Sure he’s no Bill Clinton but hell. At least he can speak complete sentences.

Actually I’m not part of the anybody but Bush camp. I actually liked Kerry and thought he had some good ideas.

I can’t believe you voted in GWB. You fucking chicken shit, fall behind the president, god-fearing pussys.

I hear people claim their patriotic.. “You should support the President” “God wants Bush to be President”

These people think their more patriotic than me? Hey fuckers… This country is FOUNDED on the idea of decent. It was a few guys that said screw King George, let’s throw the tea in the harbor.

It was people wanting a country with the freedom of religion. Now you vote in a guy that thinks he’s been picked by GOD to run the world.

This guy is a religious nut and a fascist!

It’s not just 4 more years of Bush he’s going to pick some supreme court justices so he can fuck the next 2 generations.

Now up to this point I think the world hated bush but not the American people. They saw it as Bush’s horrible foreign policy. Now that YOU have reelected Bush the world can blame the American public for the United States policy.

So to make a long posting short. Were fucked. Here’s some predictions for ya. By the end of the next 4 years we will:

Have had another (sept 11th type) attack on our soil.

Abortion will be made illegal and teenage girls will be bleeding to death in dark alleys everywhere

We will reach the national debt limit and china/japan/saudi will not barrow us anymore money.

We will “Preemptively” attack Iran and make the Arab world hate us even more. All the while we will have troops in Afghanistan and Iraq (cuz the middle east in the new Vietnam)

Ashcroft will censor the internet, like they have in China.

And in 2008 the Democrats will loose their bid for President again. They seem to be positioning Hillary Clinton and John Edwards for their canadate.

This will not work. As much as I think Clinton would be a fantastic president she would never get voted in. To many redneck wives vote the way their husbands vote as well as all the hardcore womens lib ladies are pissed at her for taking back bill after he got the dang blowjob.

Edwards.. Well I think the dems are still hung up on the Kennedy complex. We need a young cute President. Well that’s not gonna work. People fucken hate lawyers and they outweighs all the good things Edwards has going for him. Besides I think he’s still a little to wet behind the ears.

Democrats if you want the fucking Presidency here’s the secret.

You need a canadate that’s Christian and from the south. You need to pick up some states in the south. Not a senator.. That doesn’t work. It has to be a Governor. Like Clinton and Carter.

OK well.. Let’s hope my predictions are wrong.. I hope so… For all our sakes.

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