I live inside the red circle.

Today i was looking at this tree. I started thinking about how the tree was gonna outlive me, and that kinda pissed me off. Then i realized that my life is way more exciting than the tree’s. So then it was ok.

hmm.. I don’t remember if I mentioned the clown costume. I bought it over the summer for one dollar. It was probably one of the best dollars I have ever spent. I usually don’t have any place to wear it since my birthday party clown business isn’t really taking off like I had hoped.

So usually on Saturdays I’ll put it one and water my front lawn. We have allot of foot and car traffic in front of my house. The kids seem real stoked when they see me. Adults.. not so much.

Last night i lost my lighter I looked every where.. Finally i found it. Let me just say, when you find your lighter on the shelf in the shower you know your smoking is getting outta control!

When your playing sometimes you stumble across something that catches your ear. This is how songs are written. You play something you like and bam. Anyway from time to time you play something that sounds really good, and really familiar.

Paul McCartney said he would write something super catchy and be sure it was another song some one else wrote. He would play it for all kinds of people for 2 weeks. If everyone said they hadn’t heard it before then he would call it his.

So tonight i write this riff. It’s awesome. But i am convinced it’s something else. I thought it might RedNeck Manifesto or The Mercury Program. I listened to all the songs i had by them and it wasn’t any of them. So i started working on the song. I can hear the drums, the bass.. It’s really coming together.

Then it fucken hits me. I open itunes and check. Sure shit. It’s “The Fish (Shindleria Praematurus)” by Yes off the Fragile album.

So much for that. Crap!

Well that motherfucker Elliott Spitzer has screwed me over. Dammit dude.. I watched your thing on Discovery about how awesome you are or whatever… But you fucking close down the place the i buy smokes from off the internet.

I pay enough fucken taxes. Let me at least kill myself slowly and cheaply. Crap!

Well now i’m thinking of buying these cigarettes from Russia. Apparently these ones can kill you though.

Sometimes oatmeal makes me light headed.

If you eat fruit loops cereal every day your poop ends up being crazy colors. But mostly green.

Well 2004 is gone.. What a year.. Some great times and some crummy. For some reason i felt really great tonight. I went out and spent the night ringing in the new year dancing, popping balloons, with some good friends.

It was one of the better new years in recent memory. I had the Violent Femmes song “Good Feeling” playing in my head all night.

Happy New Year to all my friends and loved ones out there. You know who you are