The other day i heard a commercial on the radio about trees.. Arbor day or some shit.. Anyway I started to notice that trees are fucking rampant in oregon… Fucking trees everywhere!

Then i started thinking about planting some trees. Not to be nice really.. But plant them in really crummy places. Then when people sweat you about it just be like. “Hey fucker whatcha got against trees?”

The more I thought about it, I realized it would take a long time for the trees to get really big and be a pain in the ass for people… Fucking decades. Oh well.

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What the hell haha!

I should do this to girls more. I bet i would get more dates.

Super Fuck!

Today has not been my day. Ash in my damn dinner!

Ahhhaaa… Fuck!

This is how you ruin a bunch of cd at once.

FYI if you have a myspace profile and you put in it that you hate stupid people your a fucking idiot.

First off who likes stupid people. Secondly.. You’re on myspace!

Ok heres a russian website where you can download songs for about 7 cents a song! Whole albums for about a buck!

You buy credit in increment of $25 or $50.

I tryed it out lastnight and got all kinds of good stuff. The rest of the Dk catalouge, some duran duran, all the sabbath records i didn’t have and the jackson 5s greatest hits record i love.

I guess it’s legal… YMMV.. I’m pretty stoked on it though.

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Well Mt. St.Helens is blowing it’s load again. I drove home and could have seen it from I5. Being the true asshole i am i didn’t even look up and notice it. I was to busy chatting on the fucking cel phone.
Shit, if the end is near.. At least i won’t fucken see it coming.

I saw a homeless guy walking down the street today with black leather pants on… I almost pissed myself i laughed so hard!

I have a shitload of gmail invites. So if anyone wants one post a comment and i’ll send you one.