Well were fucked. Thanks to Chester. Heres the deal. My friend chet and i are flying to NY tomorrow for a contest and to hang out with some friends.
Chet just came back from Maui tonight and he managed to break one of the cardinal rules of Hawaii. He brought back some volcanic rocks and sand. This is a NO NO!! You get all kinds of bad luck from that shit.
I mentioned it to chet and he told me that his girlfriend dumped him on the way home from Maui, AFTER he nabbed the rocks. So it’s already kicked in.
I convinced him to get rid of that shit. They actually have places where you can mail the rocks to and the natives will put them back because people have such bad luck from taking them.
So we spent about 2 hours tonight packing the shit up buying stamps and getting that shit off our hands ugh!
Hopefully the curse is lifted since we mailed it back but i got a feeling it won’t be till it actually reaches the island. The problem is that won’t be till were back from NY.
I only have $40.00 to last me 6 days on this trip and chet has about $70.00. We fucken screwed.
If my plane does go down just know that i was choking chester till we fucken plowed into the ground. Dammit!

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Smooth move Chet. I almost did the same thing the first time I was there and then my wife freaked on me and made me put em back. Hope you avoid the cloud of bad luck on your trip guys. That town you shipped the rocks back to has a super kick ass wooden park that was made out of the old House of Ramps stuff.
AWWWWWW FUCK!
that is why the bike got stolen.
hey at least you didn’t have to go home with some fat ass bitches.