This is pretty funny

This is pretty crazy

http://poststuff4.entensity.net/062005/media.php?media=badaccident.wmv

This next link is just plane gross.. So don’t look at it if you are grossed out easily.

http://www.tubgirl.com

I had a crazy dream that this guy from adult swim was giving me a birthday gift. He was pissed at me so he told me he was giving me a crappy gift. It was a coupon for 4% off at the small t-shirt store.

Crappy gift indeed!

http://www.zippyvideos.com/184845264432015.html

What’s up with safeway useing the blackflag logo on their billboards. Cracks me up. The designer must be a flag fan. Awesome! Speaking of Flag fans Scott towne if your out there shoot me an email. I don’t have yours and don’t know how to get ahold of you.

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Well… Ryan is back and were playing with a drummer (Noah) in the punk band again. Anyway we’re trying to think of a name. After months of trying to think of a name this is what we’ve come up with. Some of the names are good. But not for a hardcore punk band. Some are just plain silly. I thought about posting the list of names me and my friends have come up with. If you seriously have a idea for a name post it in the comments.

This is starting to get frustrating.

Some of these really crack me up.

Lafours

Vmass

Bliss

Facue

Son Of Dad

Black People

Bus Mall Shooting

84 teeth

Accidental Gun Death

The Midnight Plumber

The Foot Clan

Fag-A-Tron

Guro

And that’s how I saved Christmas

Snake in the blanket

Gematria

Panther division

The Inevitable

Mutual Assured Destruction

Strategic Rocket Forces

THE Burnside MASSACRE

Packing my Suitcase and Hitten The Road

The First Thanksgiving

Jimmy Grecko and the Cheaters

faster faster

The Darkest Vibrator

Ladds Addition

Garage Sale

The Panty Sniffers

Temp Adgency

The Werst

Les Baths And The Showers

ooooohhhh!

Stupid All the Time

No School tomorrow

real live pony

guy on fire

Unwed mother

The Mistakes

Mons Venus

Amputee

Double Veteran

Expectants

Trifecta of Terror

Rev Jamie and The Nobodies

Jesus Christ and The Deciples

The Purse Snatchers

The Snake Chokers

The Jasons

Functional Summary

The Birthcontrolers

Control Alt Delete

Snatch Waxier

Finger Bang

The Incredible Priests of Destruction

Dead On Three

Strangling Hitchhikers

Burden On Society

Musician’s Friend – Dunlop D-38 Solid Guitar Strap (365005):

I know straps are overlooked but having a nice one.. well sure is nice. Anyway i’ve had dozens and dozens of straps and this is the best one ever. It’s rolled on the edges so it doesn’t cut up your neck and it’s like twice as thick as a normal strap. It’s the shit.

Anyway i looked at every guitar shop in PDX and could never find one. Musicians Friend has ‘em and their cheap.

You’ll be stoked.

I was watching some Asian porn the other day. Not the kind with white dude and Asian girls but Asian male and females. The guys in the videos looked to me to have pretty average or smaller than average sized cocks.

That’s when I realized that these guys.. The guys in Asian porn were the guys with the biggest cocks in that country!

Since my dick is bigger than most of theirs, if I moved to Japan I could totally be a famous porn star! What a fucking life. Getting paid to do it!

Now where did I put that fucken passport.

It happens about once a year. What a drag. Just remember if your having diarrhea all day when it feels like you have to fart.. It’s NOT a fart!

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