I’ve been a subscriber to suicidegirls.com for along time. Everyone posts comments on girls photo sets. Their so stupid. Always kissing the girls asses. Fuck that. I post what i think. Heres a sample of the comments i left tonight for different girls.

cute girl.. your tattoos are hillarious! is that a snake eating your nipple?

Why don’t you show the puss? Is something wrong with it? Are you ashamed?

Whoa! I think somebody needs a haircut!

Boy with all those star tattoos, you must have taken out the garbage, done the dishes and gotten your homework done! Good job! You deserve all those stars!

This is great. Think i might try it!

Sent in by mike from k-town!

Well i always knew the princess was a slut!

Speaking of photos. Check out my friend sandys site. He’s one of my favorite photographers.

www.sandycarson.com

ok heres more poop.. This photo was taken 2 hours after the last photo i took. So this stuff is working for sure!

Ok no more poop photos on the main page. I swear.. Unless their extra knarly!

I know some of you have been wanting some poop photos of my colonix exparements. This is more diherra looking than they usually do but a good indicator of the types of shit’s i’ve been having.

heres a message i got from chet the other day

sometimes i think pussys are scary looking.

Awhile ago I was thinking to myself that the founding fathers would be disappointed in the way our government has turned out to be. One of my favorite founding fathers is Jefferson. I was reading some stuf about him tonight and thought I would post some of his quotes for you to ponder.

“Democracy is 51% of the people taking away the rights of the other 49%.”

“Because religious belief, or non-belief, is such an important part of every person’s life, freedom of religion affects every individual. State churches that use government power to support themselves and force their views on persons of other faiths undermine all our civil rights. Moreover, state support of the church tends to make the clergy unresponsive to the people and leads to corruption within religion. Erecting the “wall of separation between church and state,” therefore, is absolutely essential in a free society.”

“Conquest is not in our principles. It is inconsistent with our government.”

“Delay is preferable to error.”

“Where the press is free and every man able to read, all is safe.”

“When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty. ”

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a US radio personality who dispenses advice to

people who call in to her radio show. Recently she said that

homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22,

and cannot be condoned under any circumstances. The

following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a US resident, which

was posted on the Internet. It’s funny, as well as informative.

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I have

learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with

as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual

lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly

states it to be an abomination. End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other

specific laws and how to follow them.

1. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a

pleasing odor for the Lord — Lev. 1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They

claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus

21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for

her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her

period of menstrual uncleanliness — Lev. 15:19-24. The problem is, how do

I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offence.

4. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and

female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of

mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you

clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2

clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill

him myself?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an

abomination — Lev. 11:10– it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality.

I don’t agree. Can you settle this?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a

defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my

vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair

around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.

19:27. How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me

unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different

crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two

different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse

and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble

of getting the whole town together to stone them? — Lev.24:10-16.

Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do

with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you

can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God’s word is eternal

and unchanging.

Your devoted disciple and adoring fan.

just when you think pop music can’t get anyworse it does.

I watched vh1 actually play videos for 15 minutes. So girl is in the top 20 with a cover of a shitty song. I guess if it was a hit once it can be again so fuck writing your own songs.

Bon Jovi has a new song called “Have a nice day” and the video is a bunch of kids sticking happy face stickers all over the place. gay!

Anyway i’m going to the basement to rerecord the humpty dance and make a video for it. ugh