When i was a kid at one of my birthdays i got a little greedy and wished for more wishes. Well that would explain why my eyelashes fall out all the time.

I guess the moral of the story is be careful what you wish for, you just might get it!

The guy from coldplay sings like a bitch!

I fucking hate guitars. I have one guitar that sounds totally amazing. No matter what i do it will NOT stay in tune. It goes out of tune after about 5 strums making the guitar in my opnion worthless.

I have another guitar that stays in tune looks cool and is my favorite to play. But doesn’t sound nearly as good as the other one. What a drag. So i’m thinking about transplanting parts from one to another.

I wish i could find a good guitar guy in PDX. MIKE Wallace WHERE ARE U WHEN I NEED YOU!!!!

On a side note the poops are starting to come in nicely. Turns out this coloinx shit really works. I didn’t have anything crazy looking like in the pics but i’ve been pooping like 3 times a day. Big dumps too. I took one today that was the most solid poop i have pooped! Then i had a normal sized poop again about an hour later. I can’t believe what my website has turned into. haha

This is why i smoke dammit!

shit.. We got hobo spiders in our house. At first i thought it was homo spiders.. What the hell do i care if same gender spiders are fucking eachother? Not so lucky. I guess these can fuck you up pretty good and their aggressive. Meaning they will attack you. The worst thing about it is their nocturnal. I hope they don’t fucken crawl on me in the middle of the night. dammit!

Well i thought i would update you on the great colonx experience. hmm.. it’s not going as i had hoped. I’m following the directions to a T and I’m not having crazy poops. At least not crazy enough to bother writing to you all about.

I think I’m pooping more and they are WAY stinkier that usual but nothing to spectacular. I reread the story of the guy that posted the pics on the colonx site. He said it started to get crazy after the first week till week 3. I think tomorrow will be day number 8 so let’s not all give up yet folks!

In other news i found out my blood pressure is back to normal from being kinda high. I was stressen about it but it’s cool now. I think all the cigarettes i smoked really did calm my nerves.

Speaking of cigarettes.. incase you ever wondered what 1000 of them looked like here you go!

If your really board keep reading!

I bought a new backpack. My old one shit the bed.

Holes, broken zippers, the works. I started to loose shit out of it. I looked for another one just like it (another FIT backpack) but couldn’t locate one. So i had to settle for this spitfire one

I was actually really bummed switching backpacks. I couldn’t figure out why. Then it dawned on me that i have been dragging this thing around for 3 years. Day in day out, everywhere. From mexico to canada, Mpls to NYC. It held all my important stuff, notebooks, my computer, checkbook, ipod smokes etc. So i was always concerned with it’s safety and always knew where it was located at any given time.

So i guess it’s not to weird to be upset about throwing it in the garbage. For now though.. I hung it on my coat rack

Queen is fucking awesome. Bohemian Rhapsody is unbelieveable. Just imagine trying to write that fucken song! damn!

This was posted on the comments of another story and i thought i would reply.

“If I lived out of the area I think I would have your perspective, but I live not to far away from it and trust me all that can be done is being done. We have to be careful of what we watch and hear because getting throne off track isn’t helping the people of these states at all. This isn’t a good time for people to start pointing fingers, theres plenty of time for all that later.”

I hate to pick on jeremy but i disagree. It’s the role of the government to protect it’s citizens.
The Armed Forces – From “hostile” nations
The FDA – bad medicines and food ingerdients
The Federal, State, Local Police – Criminals and crazy drivers on the roads like me.
NTSB – Watching over air traffic an safety of air travel

Etc etc..

These are important roles the government plays in our lives.

This disaster was suppose to be handled by FEMA (Federal Emergency Management Agency) and the National Guard. For Fucks sake their called the Federal Emergency Management Agency!

This is from the FEMA website

FEMA has responsibilities in what it defines as four domains of emergency management:
• Mitigation: Reducing the severity or likelihood of the hazard.
• Preparedness: Ensuring you have the capability to respond to the hazard.
• Response: Immediate actions taken to save lives, property, the environment, and the economy.
• Recovery: Subsequent actions taken to restore property, jobs, and services.

Sounds like they balled every bit of this up. And since that’s why they fucken exist your damn right I’m gonna point fingers!

The National Guard
From their web site:

National Guard units can be mobilized at any time by presidential order to supplement regular armed forces, and upon declaration of a state of emergency by the governor of the state in which they serve.

I was in the flood of 1992 and the guard was there immediately policing the area. They did a pretty good job of it as well.

Now I’m just a bmxer and computer fixer guy but even i know… Shit we need to load up some planes with MREs (Meals ready to eat) Water, blankets, batteries, first aid kits, flashlights. Get them to the closest airport. Put the shit in choppers and start fucking dropping the shit where you see tons of people gathered. It’s a fucking no brainer.
This country has unbelievable resources, money, choppers, man power, food. Call up the guard from a few states and set them up to help the police.

I just can’t believe that after 9/11 that we have such a lack of leadership that people didn’t get food or water for 5 fucking days.

Hell FedEX and UPS can ship same day air!

Well it’s day three and nothing to really report on the turd front. I upped my dosage per the instructions. So we should see some action soon.

I talked to an old friend today. It’s weird to hear about peoples lives that you haven’t talked to in awhile. It’s almost like their life in your mind hasn’t changed since the last time you saw them. Then you hear what they have been up to and it’s crazy. I’m glad everyone is doing good.

Heres a picture my friend brian sent me. I love graffiti!

You know i bet if all those people stranded on the roofs and shit in New Orleans were white they would have gotten more help alot faster. What the hell is wrong with this country.

I’ve been watching CNN and i am actually surprised they are kicking ass on asking the hard questions to federal officials. I can’t fucking believe it. This lady is pounding the director of FEMA. Good job lady!