http://ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal.html

http://ruthlessreviews.com/top10/10blackmetal2.html

This is so great.. What the hell is going on in Norway!

Thanks to 800 Eric for these links.

PS Vmass.. i still can’t send you a goddamn email!!!

This is kinda funny. Kinda fucked up but made me chuckle a little

http://www.thepostshow.com/2005/11/10/

“Why”

Kids, men, women

Why God, Why?

Men, shoes, pedestrians

Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this black horror?

Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of pedestrians

Like a fozzy character, I’m wordy and alone

Why God, Why?

Crossinglights, kids, stupidity

Why God, Why?

Pedestrians, stupidity, women

Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this black disaster that is my life?

Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of pedestrians

Like a fozzy character, I’m wordy and alone

Why God, Why?

What have I done to deserve this black misery?

Surrounded on all sides with the Hell of pedestrians

Like a fozzy character, I’m wordy and alone

Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?

Why God, Why?

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Created by the alanis lyric generator… check it out.. pretty funny

http://www.brunching.com/alanislyrics.html

i had no idea but i guess hotdish is mostly a midwestern thing.. actually mostly minnesota.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hotdish

I thought everyone knew what hotdish was..

We’re playing a show monday night at the Tonic in Portland. Check accidentalgundeath.com for details

made my picture better

See photo…

Chester Blacksmith took some great photos of my band Accidental Gun Death. Check them out here

the other night i was walking in the rain and my ankle rolled and i fell into a puddle. What a drag. I wasn’t even doing anything stupid. Just walking straight ahead and it buckled and i ate shit! Figures…

On an up note i saw this super super goth chick driving a white 1990 Buck Lesaber. It was pretty funny.

Some of you may have noticed you cannot access my site from Internet Explorer. That program is a piece of shit and causes so many people problems, spyware, adware, viruses etc.

Most people aren’t even aware that IE is so shitty. So to help them use a standards complaint browser i’ve locked out IE from this site. Not that i want to keep people out but no one NEEDS to come to my site. So if you WANT to see it you need to try Firefox, safari, opera, netscape, or a million other good browsers out there.. besides your computer will run better without IE.. You’ll thank me for it later

What the fuck! I was up late and saw a commercial for “Live Links” this 24 hour chat line where you call to chat and hook it up with sluts in your area. I had no idea Evangeline Lilly was a slut in my area.. So i’m totally gonna call now, and even though i’m giving you the number you fuckers better not call her cuz i’m gonna first..

Then you can

Heres her pic from ABC’s website

Heres from the Live Links ad from my tivo