I’ve always been a bad speller. It’s not that i’m lazy, like i refuse to learn how to spell something i just spell it wrong. I’ll write a word and know it’s spelled wrong. I’ll fuck with it for a few minutes trying to get it right. The worst is when it’s spelled so bad it’s not in the dictionary. When that happens i have to rewrite the sentence i’m doing just to avoid the word. So i decided to keep a list of when i spell one wrong and post them. Here’s just a small list of words i have problems with… And just so you know emailing me the correct spelling isn’t going to help me out. So thanks but no thanks.

pratice

stright

jhon

barrow

disguss

Fantisy

scegule

diffacult

I’m sure you’ve heard by now but Richard Prior passed away a few weeks ago. One of the first movies my mom ever took me to was Stir Crazy at the drive in theater. I was only about 5 years old but i remember thinking it was so funny. So funny infact that i actually have an audio tape of me retelling the jokes and funny situations from the movie.

Most of you know me on a personal level and know that i love telling jokes, and tryi

ng to push the envelope of what i think i can get away with being funny. I learned that from watching people like Richard. It saddens me to think about all the great comedians that have passed away in the last year or two. Richard Pryor, Carson, Rodney Dangerfield, Mitch Hedberg.

It’s because of guys like these i get ideas like this. I think they would think this is funny. RIP Richard.

Some thoughts

I hope to fucken god that they have cigarettes in heaven… Provided i go there of course.

I thought about starting a company that makes white cotton panties.. but the ones i make will be two tone… sort of a yellowish tan on the bottom part.. So that way they will never stain.

Were playing 2 shows next week. Thursday the 29th at Sabalas and Friday the 30th at Rock and Roll Pizza.

I was watching howard stern and this girl Rachel Perry was on. She was cute so i popped online to see if i could find some pictures of her boobies. Google brought up a site with her quotes. So i clicked that and read some of them… Sounds like my kinda lady

I like guys who are a little dirtier, not the pretty boy type.

-Rachel Perry

My staple music is punk and hardcore Minor Threat, Black Flag.

-Rachel Perry

Owen Wilson… I loved him in Royal Tenenbaums when his shirt was off and his gut was showing. I don’t care if a guy is out of shape.

-Rachel Perry