Happy birthday to the best operating system in the world.. And now you know what a total fucking geek i am.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his crotch. The bartender looks at him and says, “Hey pirate, why have you got that steering wheel in your crotch?” The pirate says, “Arr, it’s driving me nuts!”

I snore really bad.. I guess it’s sleep apnia or whatever. Anyway i taped it one night and made a best of snores… it’s kinda funny. Give it a listen if you want.

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It was 19 years ago today (March 20th 1987) i was in a battle royal. I was the first person thrown out.

Don’t believe me? Check it out here.

http://www.nwfwrestling.net/

http://ketchupeffect.com/ketchupeffect.wmv

i met Robo a few months ago.. He was the drummer in black flag and the misfits for a time.. It was cool to meet him.

My friend scott sends me the best shit sometimes.. This was my bday card from him.

according to http://www.myheritage.com/ the celeb i most look like is Johnny Depp.. haha!

This is kinda cool

Heres my stats

57 years 3 months younger than Walter Cronkite, age 89

52 years 7 months younger than Nancy Reagan, age 84

49 years 8 months younger than George Herbert Bush, age 81

42 years 5 months younger than Barbara Walters, age 74

40 years 3 months younger than Larry King, age 72

34 years 0 months younger than Ted Koppel, age 66

30 years 7 months younger than Geraldo Rivera, age 62

27 years 7 months younger than George W. Bush, age 59

22 years 7 months younger than Jesse Ventura, age 54

18 years 4 months younger than Bill Gates, age 50

13 years 6 months younger than Cal Ripken Jr., age 45

7 years 7 months younger than Mike Tyson, age 39

3 years 7 months younger than Jennifer Lopez, age 35

1 year 11 months older than Tiger Woods, age 30

8 years 4 months older than Prince William, age 23

and that you were:

27 years old at the time of the 9-11 attack on America

25 years old on the first day of Y2K

23 years old when Princess Diana was killed in a car crash

21 years old at the time of Oklahoma City bombing

20 years old when O. J. Simpson was charged with murder

19 years old at the time of the 93 bombing of the World Trade Center

16 years old when Operation Desert Storm began

15 years old during the fall of the Berlin Wall

11 years old when the space shuttle Challenger exploded

9 years old when Apple introduced the Macintosh

9 years old during Sally Ride’s travel in space

7 years old when Pres. Reagan was shot by John Hinckley, Jr.

5 years old at the time the Iran hostage crisis began

2 years old on the U.S.’s bicentennial Fourth of July

not yet 1 year old when President Nixon left office