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Lastnight i had a bunch of weird dreams. Heres some highlights.

This guy dressed as a burrito with a bunch of dwarf hispanics stood next to me and tried to get people to buy us by advertising us as a burrito with beans and tots… I guess i was the beans.

I got in a sword fight on the space shuttle with hockey sticks.

I was a high school principal.

I was a male stripper with Columbia from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. I just had a top hat covering my weiner.

Speaking of weiners i also had a dream that Dave Attell was trying to touch my weiner with his while i was striping.

It was a rough night.

The Sun fucking terrifies me

are 3% pure evil!

I sat in my bosses chair and the back broke off flipping me backwards out of the chair and onto the floor. So i stabbed that fucker. Heres the pics to prove it!

I sat in my bosses chair and the back broke off flipping me backwards out of the chair and onto the floor. So i stabbed that fucker. Heres the pics to prove it!

How cool is this.. I love apple!

But i’ve been on a street ride in chicago and NYC that were way more crazy than this.. but this will give you kind of an idea what street riding on a bmx bike is like.