Lastnight i had a bunch of weird dreams. Heres some highlights.
This guy dressed as a burrito with a bunch of dwarf hispanics stood next to me and tried to get people to buy us by advertising us as a burrito with beans and tots… I guess i was the beans.
I got in a sword fight on the space shuttle with hockey sticks.
I was a high school principal.
I was a male stripper with Columbia from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. I just had a top hat covering my weiner.
Speaking of weiners i also had a dream that Dave Attell was trying to touch my weiner with his while i was striping.
It was a rough night.
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Interesting. lol