Lastnight i had a bunch of weird dreams. Heres some highlights.

This guy dressed as a burrito with a bunch of dwarf hispanics stood next to me and tried to get people to buy us by advertising us as a burrito with beans and tots… I guess i was the beans.

I got in a sword fight on the space shuttle with hockey sticks.

I was a high school principal.

I was a male stripper with Columbia from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. I just had a top hat covering my weiner.

Speaking of weiners i also had a dream that Dave Attell was trying to touch my weiner with his while i was striping.

It was a rough night.

One Response to “what the hell”
  1. Interesting. lol

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