• Does anyone know if the xgames even airs on tv in Portland. 2 days ago
• Awe shit! I think my new bike is here!!! http://yfrog.com/5ihocvnj 6 days ago
• This girl is cute.. Too bad she has man hands! 6 days ago
• “@catfishcatfish: America! Bring on the fat people.” I'm right here catfish! 1 week ago
• Wow the people working at the post office are the most miserable people on the face of the earth. 1 week ago
• I think the only reason people eat fish tacos is to fuck with me. 1 week ago
• Remember I posted a few weeks ago on how I knew how 2 stop the BP leak? I just saw the new cap and it's exactly what I had drawn up. Cool! 1 week ago
• Sometimes my poop really smells like POOP 2 weeks ago
• @fbmbmx hold down the track pad button during restart. That should kick the cd out 2 weeks ago
• I somehow got icy hot on my balls this morning. Today is gonna be a birch! 2 weeks ago
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