So i keep getting email from these 2 guys i know running for president and VP. It’s getting annoying. So i thought i’d bust their balls a bit by posting a reply to one of their emails on my blog.
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Dang Joe,
I just sent you $20.00 like 4 days ago. I talked to Jen and she said she gave you a few bucks like a monthago! What the hell did you do with that? Blow it at a strip club? Are you guys mixed up in drugs or some shit? Jeeze.
Listen, i know you and Barack wanna be friends with me but i can only keep up with so many emails ya know? You need to chill on that shit..
Speaking of which, between you and me Michelle has been sending me some emails as well. They are all pretty harmless but i don’t need Barack getting the wrong idea. I don’t think she’s trying to get saucy with me, but it’s weird she’s emailing me so much right? You might want to tell her to chill, and that i got a girlfriend.
Between me and you though man.. i’d totally hit that if i was single and she wasn’t hooked up with Barack. haha!
OK mang.. I need to get back to work. But dude.. you and your homie Barack need to chill on the emails. ok?
And stop asking me for fucking money! You 2 guys are the only assholes i’m loaning money 2 and i’m starting to regret it.
Later. – Jamie
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