So I’m washing one of my dogs the other day. He needs his anal glands squeezed. I haven’t done it on awhile. It’s super fucking stinky and nasty. So I’m squeezing his butt hole and all the sudden a bunch of hot brown juice hits me in the face! What a drag.

One Response to “I got my first facial and it was not cool!”
  1. hahaha! My mom has pugs and she talks about “ten and two”. What kind of animal can’t survive without having its ass glands secreted for it?
    Thats gotta be some disgusting shit! But i still love pugs.

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