Washing your hair just feels awesome!

Becareful where you spit. If you spit on your cigarette it ruins it. Don’t bother trying to keep smoking it.

Jen has made me totally fat. So i’m trying to loose some weight, despite her enabling and constant giving me junk food. She makes me smoke a ton as well. She is a bad influnce. She’s like the kid with fire crackers! then she narks on you.

Don’t let her fool you with that vegan stuff. It’s a ruse. 

Anyways check my weight loss progress is you care. Sign up yourself

http://www.livestrong.com/profile/jamiemcparland/

I thought i’d post some of my favorite pics. I love the one of my man smoking! 

The one about IT isn’t correct although i found it funny anyways.

Every night with the nightmares. Fucking sucks! Tonight i dreamed i had neck surgery and they cut my entire throat out. I think they may have cut off some other body parts as well. 

Anyways they turned me into Darth Vader! I got this crazy outfit and was in charge of some group of people. I remember the guy who was the head hancho wanted me to act all mean and tough in my darth vader outfit. 

I was feeling so crummy from the surgery that i didn’t really feel like being a tough guy. 

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Earlier in my dream, something about me having a toddler kid and chasing after him as he zoomed away out of control on a 4 wheeler. 

Then i was helping this girl that Jen knows fix some stand. But it was with REALLY small parts, we had to dig around in the carpet to find all the screws. I remember Ice Cube the rapper was there. He was arguing with the girls boyfriend. Right about then an earthquake happened. Jen kept yelling from the other room for me to call NetFlix and find out why her sister couldn’t sign up. 

The earthquake was weird.. Instead of shaking the buildings it made the spin around. I remember thinking that it was cool that they might get a new “View” instead of looking west it could be south when they look out their window. 

Right about then these giant rabbits showed up. They looked more like animatronics rabbits.. like costumed people. There was 2 of them. A pretty white one with make up on and a gross brown one. 

They would just run up and push on me, it was pissing me off, so i would push back. Then they would get rougher. So i punched the one in the face. Turns out when you punch the rabbits they have a baby… Except the baby is full sized, and they start fucking attacking you to! So the more i punched the more rabbits cams to attack. Ice cube came to my aid but didn’t help much. 

I think this is when my throat got torn out and then they made me into darth vader talked about above. 

I have dreams like this every fucking night. I’m so tired of them, i wake up exhausted. Fighting animatronic robot rabbits and then becoming darth vader is not easy. 

Thank god i’m awake… I’m going to have a smoke.

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Waiting to get your fourth meal haha