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So I’m washing one of my dogs the other day. He needs his anal glands squeezed. I haven’t done it on awhile. It’s super fucking stinky and nasty. So I’m squeezing his butt hole and all the sudden a bunch of hot brown juice hits me in the face! What a drag.
Yuck!
Here’s some video of cops cutting up homeless peoples tents… Fuckers! Why i think prince is one of the most underated guitar players ever. His solo starts at about 3:30. Fucking amazing!
So i keep getting email from these 2 guys i know running for president and VP. It’s getting annoying. So i thought i’d bust their balls a bit by posting a reply to one of their emails on my blog.
—————- Dang Joe, I just sent you $20.00 like 4 days ago. I talked to Jen and she said she gave you a few bucks like a monthago! What the hell did you do with that? Blow it at a strip club? Are you guys mixed up in drugs or some shit? Jeeze.
Listen, i know you and Barack wanna be friends with me but i can only keep up with so many emails ya know? You need to chill on that shit..
Speaking of which, between you and me Michelle has been sending me some emails as well. They are all pretty harmless but i don’t need Barack getting the wrong idea. I don’t think she’s trying to get saucy with me, but it’s weird she’s emailing me so much right? You might want to tell her to chill, and that i got a girlfriend.
Between me and you though man.. i’d totally hit that if i was single and she wasn’t hooked up with Barack. haha!
OK mang.. I need to get back to work. But dude.. you and your homie Barack need to chill on the emails. ok?
And stop asking me for fucking money! You 2 guys are the only assholes i’m loaning money 2 and i’m starting to regret it.
Later. - Jamie
it never ceases to amaze me how long people will talk at me when i obviously have no clue or care at all what they are saying. Usually when this happens i day dream about what i could be thinking about to somehow make that time more productive. I haven’t quite worked that out yet. Maybe i could do multiplication in my head. Some kind of holy shit shut up flash card game. It would be great if the people would get shocked… So the more bored i got with their conversation the worse the shock would get. I think the problem is if someone talked to me about college sports or hunting they would get knocked unconscious by the shock. Today I was driving to work. I coughed and hocked a lugie. So I did what anyone would do… I spit it out the window. I just happened to look in my rear view mirror only to see a guy on a motorcycle recoil… I think I might of hit him… Don’t blame me.. It’s joe camels fault buddy Not sure if I mentioned this in my blog but I started a new screen printing shop. It’s called blood and ink printing. I got this cool free app for my iPhone so I can update my website. Who knows if I will actually write more but maybe. |
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